Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

I went to see an optician today, because for the last ~five years I've not been able to see very far. I'm actually excited about finally getting me a pair of glasses, the downside of course being that I look like an idiot with glasses on. It wasn't easy looking at the stranger staring back at me in the mirror. It'll take some time to get used to the spectacles and seeing more than 30 feet ahead of myself. They are supposed to be ready by Friday, so I'll probably waste some time by writing more about them in my brand new blog.

Maria was drunk and broke her camera and cellphone yesterday. She dropped her purse and had a bottle of "Salmiakkikossu" (kind of a salty liquorice vodka) in it. She didn't realize that the bottle was broken until 10 minutes later. By that time, the camera and the cell phone had already drowned in the sticky and sweet alcohol. We tried to clean and fix them for hours today with no success. She's pretty mad at herself. After all, it is about $500 worth of electronic equipment (plus the cost of the booze). If she sees this post, I may have to delete parts of it. (c;

Tomorrow will be a nice day. I have a meeting with a personal trainer at this awesome gym that I just became a member of. After gaining something like 15 pounds and getting totally out of shape, I can't wait to start working out again. I will post reports of my progress every once in a while.

Have to get some sleep now.